White trash or not, this NJ hotspot was plenty to keep our kids entertained. H was a frequent flyer on the car ride. They eventually had to cut him off and out of the line in order to shut the park down on time. The waterpark was also a big hit. With slides by the name of "black hole" and "sidewinder", how could we ever go wrong - and to think with all those exciting slides, P's favorite was the "lazy-river". Look out Disneyland!